I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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