Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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