I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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