i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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