Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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