i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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