fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
about cumming, not toast
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.