i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?