It's Friday. Sex?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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