And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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