69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You can make out without kissing
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