Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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