I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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