soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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