And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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