I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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