it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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