So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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