Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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