there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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