I look better un-naked...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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