Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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