He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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