dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i love accidental penises.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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