Me too!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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