u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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