if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Is Oprah even human
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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