I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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