His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
There r osticjed everywhere
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
