pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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