adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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