He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
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dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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