so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
