forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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