Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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