Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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