I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize