so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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