the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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