i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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