my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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