I wish I only lived at night.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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