Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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