So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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