his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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