Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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