i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Boobs are out for the taking
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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