Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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