You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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