Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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