I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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