I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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