At least make sure they are 18
Why
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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