I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.