But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.