I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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